my orange juice contract and the naked bear

hmm today i decided to blog about the 'orange-juice' contract i made with my sister

well it started off this way,

on friday, my sister asked if u would wipe her ceiling fan for her

so i said, " you gotta pay me! " 

(its actually takes a lot of hard work, taking the ladder and climbing up to the ceiling!!)

so she said "fine i'll pay you rm10 for your services now and in the future''

then she said 

" no, i'll make it better, i'll provide you free supply of orange juice, just ask me for orange juice and i'll buy it straight away for you''

so i thought to myself, " what a good deal!!"

oh for your information ppl, i'm an ORANGE-JUICE-HOLIC, i have to drink orange juice every week

and it must be STRICTLY PEEL FRESH, i won't accept other brands, unless its better than peel fresh

 (there is an imported one from australia, its really good, but it cost rm20!!)

so this is the payment i get for my services!!

my salary !!

ok enough of all this talk on orange juice, now i would like to introduce 'The Naked Bear'

it started off like this, Cerlyn returned my soft toys the other day after using it for a party

but.......

one of it was not mine, which brings us to 'The Naked Bear'

 this is the sad story of 'The Naked Bear'

At first, the bear was not naked, it wore clothes ( a red shirt at least)

on the way to the party, a gang of robbers robbed everything he had, including his shirt and underwear

at the party, the children who own him neglected him

so in the end, cerlyn thought he was mine and gave me this bear which is apparently not mine

the bear suffered a trauma, but recovered after pam asked him to pose a few pics for her blog

pam promises the bear that he will be a superstar after having his pics posted on the blog

so the poor dumb bear agreed.......

and turns out pam made fun of the naked bear on her blog

"kiss my ass" the bear says 

" i dun care is if i have no clothes on cz i have high self-confidence, what gave you the idea bear NEEDS clothes anyway?" the bear says

 The bear lived happily ever after because of his new found confidence.

~THE END~

like the story? well i made it up myself =D !!